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Monday, November 29, 2004

You Know It's Time to Lose Weight When:

A. At Thanksgiving, your sister tells you she thought you were pregnant and just not telling everyone yet.

B. All the size XL sweatpants you bought at Old Navy are too tight.

Feel free to add to the list in the comments.

1 comments:

anon said...

C. You take a bath, pull the plug, stare into space while the water drains, and eventually stand up. When you do, you hear a whooshing of bath water rushing toward the drain. Your learn today that your ass holds water.